The Important Bishop's Visit

His father gave him instructions: first, knock on the door of the bishops room and then say to him "It's the boy, my Lord, it's time to get up."
Little Bobby was very excited and rehearsed his lines repeating them over and over. Finally the day came and Little Bobby had learned all his lines. He went to the door and knocked. He was so excited and nervous though that his lines got mixed up and the boy said, "It's the Lord, my boy, and your time is up!"
Originally published March 09, 2003.