The Price of True Love

1. Partridge in a pear tree $38
2. Turtle doves $54
3. French hens $16
4. Calling birds $302
5. Gold rings $485
6. Geese-a-laying $162
7. Swans-a-swimming $7,538
8. Maids-a-milking $37
9. Pipers piping $2,807
10. Ladies dancing $3,245
11. Lords-a-leaping $1,194
12. Drummers drumming $1,293
Total to give gifts once: $17,170
Total to give as in song*: $78,986
* Singing the song in its entirety results in 364 presents:
The partridge is given 12 times, two doves 11 times (22 total), etc., etc., etc...
Originally published December 25, 2002.