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The Wrong Computer-Dating Center

May 31, 2003
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The Wrong Computer-Dating Center
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center and registered his qualifications.

He wanted someone who enjoyed swimming and water sports, liked company, favoured formal attire, and was petite.

The computer paired him with a penguin.

Originally published June 01, 2003.

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