Too many exhaust fumes?
Published Jan 01, 1900
Leo and Sam exited and locked the car in a hurry, forgetting to remove the key which was in the ignition. Realizing the mistake, Leo asked, "Why don't we get a coat hanger to open it." "No, that won't work" answered Sam. "People will think we're trying to break in." So Leo suggested, "What if we use a pocket knife to cut around the rubber, then stick a finger in and pull up the lock?" "No," said Sam. "People will think we're too dumb to use a coat hanger." "Well," sighed Leo, "we'd better think of something fast. It's starting to rain, and the sun roof is open!"
Originally published November 14, 2002.
