Top Ten Gifts Not Mentioned In the Bible Given That First Christmas

10. "I Luv Bethlehem" bumper sticker.

9. Subscription to "Better Homes and Stables".

8. Rain Check at the Bethlehem Holiday Inn.

7. A tube of "Deep Heat"(from the shepherds who were "sore afraid").

6. Lifetime membership to the "Good Shepherd Society"

5. McNally's Guide to Egypt.

4. Movie passes to "Star Trek: Journey to THE King."

3. Book: "All You Wanted to Know About Being Human But Were Afraid To Ask!"

2. A T-Shirt (infant size) with "My Dad's Out of This World!", written on it.

And the number one gift not mentioned in the Bible given that first Christmas is:

1. SON glasses.

Originally published November 14, 2002.

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