When He Was Alone . . . .
Published Sep 24, 2002
The case concerned a will and Kelly was a witness.
"Was the deceased," asked the attorney, "In the habit of talking to himself when he was alone?"
"I don't know," said the Irishman.
"Come now man, you don't know and yet you pretend you were intimately acquainted with the deceased?"
"Well, Mr. Lawyer," said Kelly, "I never happened to be with him when he was alone. "
Originally published November 14, 2002.
