You Can Over Do Thanksgiving if . . . .

* Paramedics bring in the Jaws of Life to pry you out of the EZ-Boy

* The "Gravy Boat" your wife set out was a real 12' boat!

* The potatoes you used set off another famine in Ireland

* You get grass stains on your bottom after a walk, but never sat down

* Your "Big Elvis Super-Belt" won't even go around your waist

* You receive a Sumo Wrestler application in your e-mail

* You set off 3 earthquake seismographs on your morning jog Friday

* Pricking your finger for cholesterol screening only yielded gravy

* You have 5 TV sets side-by-side to catch all the football games

* That rash on your stomach turns out to be steering wheel burn

* Your wife wears a life jacket at night in your water bed

* Representatives from the Butterball Hall of Fame called twice

* It looks like the left-overs are gonna last until Christmas