A Bargain
Published Jan 01, 1900
A new Father was complaining to his co-workers about the costs of the 3-month-old infant. There was general agreement, but one older gent said, "Sure. But overall, it's a bargain." "A bargain ???" said the new Father dumfounded. "How in the world do you figure that ?" "Easy." said the older man. "Look how long kids last."
Originally published November 14, 2002.
