A Child's Wisdom...
** Don't sneeze when you're getting a haircut. ** Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. ** If your sister hits you, don't hit her back... They always catch the second person. ** Most school lunches stick to the wall. ** Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato. ** Never hold a dustbuster and a kitty at the same time. ** No matter how hard you try, you can NOT baptize cats. ** Puppies always have bad breath, even after eating a tic tac. ** Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot. ** The best place to be when you are sad is in Grandma's lap. ** When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. ** You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk very long. ** You just can't trust dogs to watch your food.
Originally published November 14, 2002.
