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A College Student Writes to his Parents...

Jan 01, 1900
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A College Student Writes to his Parents...

Dear Mom and Dad,

I feel miserable because I have to keep writing for money. I feel ashamed and unhappy. I have to ask for another hundred, but every cell in my body rebels. I beg on bended knee that you forgive me.

Your son,
Marvin.

P.S. I felt so terrible, I ran after the mailman who picked this up in the box at the corner. I wanted to take this letter and burn it. I hoped earnestly that I could get it back. But it was too late."

A few days later he received a letter from his father. It said,

"Your hopes were answered. Your letter never arrived!"

Originally published November 14, 2002.

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