A Teenager Is . . .

2. A weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy bars before breakfast.

3. A youngster who receives her allowance on Monday, spends it on Tuesday, and borrows it from her best friend on Wednesday.

4. Someone who can hear his favorite singer 3 blocks away but not his mother calling from the next room.

5. A whiz who can operate the latest computer without a lesson but can't make a bed.

6. A student who spends 12 minutes studying history and 12 hours studying for her driver's license. -

. A connoisseur of 2 kinds of fine music--loud and very loud.

8. An enthusiast who has the energy to bike for miles but is usually too tired to dry the dishes.

9. A young woman who loves the cat and tolerates the brother.

10. A romantic who never falls in love more than once a week.

11. A budding beauty who never smiles until her braces come off.

12. A boy who can sleep till noon on any Saturday he suspects the lawn needs mowing.