All You Can Drink ...
Published Jan 01, 1900
As a kid I used to have a lemonade stand. The sign said, "All you can drink for a dime." So some kid would come up, plunk down his dime, drink a glass, and say, "Refill it." I'd say, "That'll be another dime." "How come? Your sign says -- All you can drink for a dime!" "Well, you had a glass didn't you?" "Yeah." "That's all you can drink for a dime."
Originally published November 14, 2002.
