Ambidexterous?

Little Billy was spending the weekend with his grandparents after a tough week in kindergarten. His grandmother decided to take him to the park one morning. It had been snowing all night and everything was very pretty. His grandmother said, "Billy, doesn't it look like an artist painted this all? Did you know that God painted this just for us?" Billy said, "Yes, God did it and he did it left handed." This confused his grandmother a bit, and she asked him "What makes you think God did this left-handed?" "Well," said Billy, "we learned at Sunday School last week that Jesus sits on God's right hand!"
Originally published November 14, 2002.