Card Shopping
Published Jan 01, 1900

A little boy had been pawing over a stationer's stock of greeting cards for some time when a clerk asked, 'Just what is it you're looking for? A birthday greeting, message to a sick friend, Anniversary or a congratulations to your mom and dad?' The boy shook his head and answered, 'Got any like a blank report card?'
Originally published November 14, 2002.