Cookie Theif
Published Jan 01, 1900

An irate woman burst into the baker's shop and said, ' I sent my son in for two pounds of cookies this morning, but when I weighed them there was only one pound. I suggest that you check your scales.' The baker looked at her calmly for a moment or two and then replied, ' Ma'am, I suggest you weigh your son.'
Originally published November 14, 2002.