Definitions for Parents

Twenty Something -- The cost of a sitter for Saturday night.

Fancy Restaurant -- One that serves cold soup on purpose.

College -- The four year period when parents are permitted access to the telephone.

Hors D'oeuvres -- A sandwich cut into 20 pieces.

Kissing -- A means of getting two people so close together that they can't see anything wrong with each other.

Emergency Numbers -- Police station, Fire Department and Places that deliver.

. . . and then there's this ...

After a young couple brought their new baby home, the wife suggested that her husband should try his hand at changing diapers.

"I'm busy," he said, "I'll do the next one."

The next time came around and she asked again.