Definitions For Parents
Published Nov 24, 2003
FEEDBACK:
The inevitable result when a baby doesn't appreciate the mashed carrots.
HEARSAY:
What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.
PRENATAL:
When your life was still somewhat your own.
PUDDLE:
A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes.
STERILIZE:
What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it.
TOP BUNK:
Where you should never put a child wearing Superman pajamas.
WHOOPS:
An exclamation that translates roughly into "get a washrag."
Originally published November 25, 2003.
