Dinner Advice
Published Jun 30, 2005
A priest at a parochial school, wanting to point out the proper behavior for church, was trying to elicit from the youngsters rules that their parents might give before taking them to a nice restaurant.
"Don't play with your food," one-second grader cited.
"Don't be loud," said another, and so on.
And what rule do YOUR parents give you before you go out to eat?" the priest inquired of one little boy.
"Order something CHEAP!"
Originally published July 01, 2005.
