Dismissed Early....
Published Aug 09, 2003
Little Johnny burst through the front door with a smile on his face.
Surprised that Johnny was home so early, his mother asked, "Why are you home from school so early?"
Johnny answered, "I was the only one who could answer a question."
"Oh, really? What was the question?" his mother asked.
"Who threw the eraser at the teacher?"
Originally published August 10, 2003.
