First Day of School
Published Jan 01, 1900
Little Benny came home from his first day of school and said "Mommy, the teacher was asking me today if I have any brothers or sisters who will be coming to school."
"That's nice of her to take such an interest, dear. What did she say when you told her you are the only child?"
She just said, "Thank goodness!"
Originally published November 14, 2002.
