Flexible is good, too!
Published Jan 01, 1900
One day, at the zoo, there is a line of guys in the men's room changing their babies' diapers at one of those "Baby changing stations." The line progresses smoothly until a British gentleman arrives, holding a screaming infant and biting his thumb. He yells "I'll take any baby! Any!" Seeing the man closest, he holds out his own child and says, "There you go!" Everyone in line turns around and stares at him disgruntling. The guy looks puzzled for a moment, and then asks, "This is a baby CHANGING station, isn't it?"
Originally published November 14, 2002.
