"How many children do you have?"

Census Taker: "How many children do you have?" Southern Woman: "Fo'."

Census Taker: "May I have their names, please?"

Southern Woman: "Eenie, Meenie, Minie and George."

Census Taker: "Okay, that's fine. But may I ask why you named your fourth child 'George'?"

Southern Woman: "Because we didn't want any Mo'."

Originally published November 14, 2002.

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