How Much for Kids?
Published Jan 01, 1900
Jill was selling tickets at the movie house when I got a phone call. This woman said, "How much is a ticket?" Jill said, "Four dollars." She said, "How much for children?" Jill said, "Same price, four dollars." She said, "The airlines charge half fare for children." Jill said, "You come to the movie - put the kids on a plane."
Originally published November 14, 2002.
