I Know the Bible!
Published Jan 01, 1900
Leave it to children to come straight to the point!
A father was approached by his small son who said, "I know the Bible!"
The father replied, "What do you mean you know the Bible?"
The son replied, "I know what the Bible stands for!"
The father said, "So, what does the Bible stand for?"
The son replied, "It stands for
Basic Information Before Leaving Earth."
Originally published November 14, 2002.
