Kid Quickies - 5 Short Jokes

After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, "Mom, I've decided I'm going to be a minister when I grow up.

"That's okay with us," the mother said, "But what made you decide to be a minister?"

"Well," the boy replied, "I'll have to go to church on Sunday anyway,

One day a space shuttle crashed to the ground in the yard of a pre school When he finally struggled out of the wreckage, the astronaut shouted, "I'm free! I'm free!!!"

At this point, one of the little children standing there shouted back, "Big deal, I'm four!"

A young boy was kneeling by his bed and saying his prayers and asked God to make him a good boy.

The boy's father, passing by the bedroom, overheard his son praying: "And make me a good boy if You can; and if You can't, don't worry about it, 'cause I'm having fun the way I am."

A small boy stunned his parents when he began to empty his pockets of nickels, dimes and quarters. Finally his mother said, "Where did you get all that money.?

"At Sunday school," the boy replied nonchalantly.

"They have bowls of it."

Another boy was looking through the family album and asked his mother: "Who's this fellow on the beach with you with all the muscles and curly hair?"

"That's your father."