Kiddie Corner
Published Jan 01, 1900
Why do bears have fur coats ? What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig ? What should you call a bald teddy ? What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ? Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet ? Have you ever hunted bear ? How do you hire a teddy bear? What's a teddy bears favorite pasta ? Why shouldn't you take a bear to the zoo ? What is a bear's favorite drink ? What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ?
Because they'd look stupid in anoraks !
A teddy boar !
Fred bear !
A little bear !
It lives on ice !
No, but I've been shooting in my shorts!
Put him on stilts !
Tagliateddy !
Because they'd rather go to the cinema !
Koka-Koala !
A tiger moth !
Originally published November 14, 2002.
