Kids Jokes
Published Jan 01, 1900
Q: What do you get if you cross a bear with a skunk?
A: Winnie the Phew!
Q: What did the Arithmetic textbook say to the Reading textbook?
A: "Don't tell me your sad stories, I'm the one with the problems!"
Q: What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?
A: An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants!
Q: What did the picture say to the wall?
A: I've been framed!
Q: What did the wall say to the picture?
A: Hi Art!
Originally published November 14, 2002.
