Little Billy asked . . .
Published Jun 12, 2003

Four-year-old Little Billy asked, "Mummy, where do babies come from?
"The stork, dear." replied Billy 's Mom.
"Mummy, who keeps bad people from robbing our house?" Asked Little Billy.
Billy 's mother answer, "The police, dear."
"Mummy, if our house was on fire, who would save us?"
"The fire department, dear."
"Mummy, where does food come from?"
"Farmers, dear."
"Mummy?"
"Yes, dear?"
"What do we need Daddy for?"
Originally published June 13, 2003.