Little Johnny and the Hammer
Published Jan 01, 1900
Little Johnny came downstairs bellowing lustily. His mother asked, "What's the matter now?"
"Dad was hanging pictures, and just hit his thumb with a hammer," said Johnny through his tears.
"That's not so serious," soothed his mother. "I know you're upset, but a big man like you shouldn't cry at something like that. Why didn't you just laugh?"
"I did!" sobbed Johnny.
Originally published November 14, 2002.
