Mommy I Have a Stumicache!
Published Jan 01, 1900
One day a little girl went up to her mother and said, "Mommy I have a stumicache!" Her mother replied, "That's because it's empty dear, you have to put something into it." Later that night when they had the pastor over for dinner he said,"I have a headache!" The little girl smiled and replied, That's because it's empty, you have to put something into it!"
Originally published November 14, 2002.
