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More Answers from Children

Jan 01, 1900
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More Answers from Children

The equator is an imaginary lion that runs around the world forever.

An appendix is something you find in the back of a book. But if it gets in people, it has to be taken out.

We do not raise silk worms in the United States because we get our silk from rayon. He is a larger worm and gives more silk.

Vacuums are nothings. We only mention them to let them know that we know that are there.

An optimist is a doctor who looks after your eyes. A pessimist is one who attends to your feet.

It is important to take mono sodium to mate.

The Earth needs the ozone layer to keep in the gravity.

The four seasons are salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

The climate is hottest next to the Creator.
[Actually, it's hottest next to the Devil]

Originally published November 14, 2002.

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