More Juvenile Philosophy
Published Jan 01, 1900
Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone. Never try to baptize a cat. Never do pranks at a police station. Beware of cafeteria food when it looks like it's moving. Never tell your little brother that you're not going to do what your mom told you to do. Remember you're never too old to hold your father's hand. Listen to your brain. It has lots of information. Stay away from prunes. Never dare your little brother to paint the family car.
Joel, Age12
Alyesha, Age 13
Laura, Age 13
Sam, Age 10
Rob, Age 10
Hank, Age 12
Molly, Age 11
Chelsey, Age 7
Randy, Age 9
Phillip, Age 13
Originally published November 14, 2002.
