My Dad Always Says ....

If it ain't broke, fix it till it is.

I don't get even, I get odder.

I am having an out of money experience.

I am in shape. Round is a shape.

I'm not afraid of heights, I'm afraid of widths.

Anything free is worth what you pay for it.

It hurts to be on the cutting edge.

If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws.

If it weren't for me, there'd just be a pile of my clothes on the floor.