My Dad is Better Than Your Dad
Published Oct 14, 2002
Little Johnny and his friend were always boasting of their parents' achievements to each other.
Friend: 'Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?'
Little Johnny: 'Yes, I have'
Friend: 'Well, my father dug it.'
Little Johnny: 'That's nothing, have you ever heard of Dead Sea?'
Friend: 'Yes, I have.'
Little Johnny: 'Well, my father killed it.
Originally published November 14, 2002.
