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Need Help - Ask The Police

Jan 01, 1900
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Need Help - Ask The Police

While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, a policeman was interrupted by a little girl about six years old. Looking up and down at his uniform, she asked, "Are you a cop?"

"Yes," he answered, and continued writing the report.

"My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask the police. Is that right?"

"Yes, that's right," he said.

"Well, then," she said as she extended her foot toward him, "would you please tie my shoe?"

Originally published November 14, 2002.

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