New Baby Brother
Published Jan 01, 1900
As a substitute teacher, my favorite classes are kindergarteners. One day, a little boy whose mom had just had a new baby brought pictures of him to show his teacher.
Looking at the pictures, she told me that the baby had been born the previous Friday. I said to the little boy, " That would make him a whole week old!"
The little boy looked up solemnly and said, "No, he's still zero!"
submitted by: Kim McCormick
Originally published November 14, 2002.
