No Arguing with Logic!
Published Jan 01, 1900
My Mother taught me LOGIC - "If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the store with me."
My Mother taught me MEDICINE - "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way."
My Mother taught me TO THINK AHEAD - "If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job!"
My Mother taught me ESP - "Put your sweater on; don't you think that I know when you're cold?"
My Mother taught me TO MEET A CHALLENGE - "What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you... Don't talk back to me!"
My Mother taught me HUMOR - "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
Originally published November 14, 2002.
