Playing "Wedding"
Published Sep 01, 2004

A young mother overheard her 5-year-old granddaughter playing "wedding."
The wedding vows went like this:
"You have the right to remain silent . . .
. . . anything you say may be held against you
. . . you have the right to have an attorney present.
. . . You may kiss the bride."
Originally published September 02, 2004.