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Pretend I'm Not at Home

Apr 18, 2003
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Pretend I'm Not at Home
My husband is wonderful with our baby daughter, but often he turns to me for advice. Recently, I was in the shower when he poked his head in to ask, "What should I feed Lily for lunch?"

"That's up to you," I replied. "There's all kinds of food in the house. Why don't you pretend I'm not at home?"

A few minutes later, my cell phone rang. I jumped out of the shower and ran to the bedroom to answer it. It was my husband asking, "Yeah, hi, Honey. Uh..what should I feed Lily for lunch?"

Originally published April 19, 2003.

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