Quickeis from the Kiddies
Published Jan 01, 1900
A three year old had new shoes, and they were a little too big for her, making it hard to get around. She described the situation with the shoes quite well one day when she bounced in the door. She said, Sharrie Look! Today I have on my "Tripping" shoes.
One little guy was always wanting to help take care of the babies, but he didn't like it when they cried. He wanted me to put the pacifier in the baby's mouth to quiet her down. He said, Sharrie where's the "Babyfier?"
One little boy wanted his pencil sharpened. He came to me and said, Sharrie will you "Shorten my pencil." Actually, he was more right then wrong. LOL.
Originally published November 14, 2002.
