Rusty's Evening Walks

Little Johnny was an observant and curious child and one evening asked his father: "Daddy, why does Rusty always sniff that phone pole when we take him for his walk?"
Well, Ed wasn't sure how he should answer his son. How does one explain the way animals mark their territory to a 6-year-old? Stalling for time Ed asked: "What do you think he’s doing Johnny?"
Little Johnny frowned in concentration, then brightened and said: "I know! I Know! ... He's checking his P-Mail!"
Originally published March 28, 2003.