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Science Class: What Kids Say

Jan 01, 1900
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Science Class: What Kids Say

- The spinal column is a long bunch of bones. The head sits on the top, and you sit on the bottom.

- It is so hot in some places that people there have to live in other places.

- Mushrooms always grow in damp places which is why they look like umbrellas.

- The alimentary canal is located in the northern part of Indiana.

- Some people can tell what time it is by looking at the sun, but I never have been able to make out the numbers.

- When planets run around and around in circles, we say they are orbiting. When people do it, we say they are crazy.

- A monsoon is a French gentleman.

- To keep milk from turning sour, keep it in the cow.

- Water vapor gets together in a big cloud. When it gets big enough to be called a drop, it does.

- The cause of perfume disappearing is evaporation. Evaporation gets blamed for a lot of things people forget to put the top on.

Originally published November 14, 2002.

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