Supreme Advantage.....

"But her family didn't have her a penny," objected his father.
"And she hasn't saved a cent," added mother.
"She doesn't know a thing about football," said junior.
"I've never seen a girl with such funny hair," said sister.
"All she does is read novels," said uncle.
"And such poor taste in the choice of her clothes," said aunt.
"But she isn't sparing of the powder and the paint," said grandma.
"True," said the boy. "But she has one supreme advantage over all of us."
"What's that? everyone wanted to know.
"She has no family.
Originally published November 14, 2002.