The Dinner Guest
Published Jan 01, 1900
A certain man had invited the pastor and his wife for dinner, and it was little Joey's job to set the table. But when it came time to eat, Joey's mother said with surprise, "Why didn't you give Mrs. Brown a knife and fork, dear?"
"I didn't think I needed to," Joey explained, "I heard Daddy say she always eats like a horse."
Originally published November 14, 2002.
