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The Perfect Son

May 16, 2005
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The Perfect Son

Mom #1: I have the perfect son.

Mom #2: Does he smoke?
Mom #1: No, he doesn't.

Mom #2: Does he drink whiskey?
Mom #1: No, he doesn't.

Mom #2: Does he ever come home late?
Mom #1: No, he doesn't.

Mom #2: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?

Mom #1: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

Originally published May 17, 2005.

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