The Ugliest Baby
Published Jan 01, 1900
A woman gets on a bus, carrying a baby. The bus driver says "Lady that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen, I mean it is UUUGGGLLYY!" The woman gets very upset and goes to the rear of the bus and sits beside an old man. She begins to tell him that she is mad at the driver and she thinks that she'll just go up and give him a piece of her mind. The old man says "You go right ahead, and if you want, I'll hold your monkey while your gone".
Originally published November 14, 2002.
