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Toddler Property Laws

Jan 01, 1900
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Toddler Property Laws

1. If I like it, it's mine.

2. If it's in my hands, it's mine.

3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.

4. If I had it a week ago, it's mine.

5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.

6. If I'm doing or building something, all the pieces are mine.

7. If it looks just like mine, it's mine.

8. If I think it's mine, it's mine.

9. If it is near me, it's mine.

10.If it's broccoli, it's yours.

Originally published November 14, 2002.

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