Turnabout is Fair PLay!
Published Jan 01, 1900
When I was younger, I hated going to weddings. It seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next!" They stopped that after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
Originally published November 14, 2002.
