What does the pig say, Michael?
Published Dec 07, 2003

What does the pig say, Michael?" his mother asked.
"Oink, oink," replied Michael.
"What does the cow say?"
"Moooo."
"What does the chicken say?" his mother continued.
"Cluck, cluck."
"And what does the duck say?"
Without a moment's hesitation, Michael replied, "AFLAC!"
Originally published December 08, 2003.