What Was Said??
Published Jan 01, 1900
Little Johnny said, "Hey, mom, can you give me twenty dollars?" "Certainly not," his mom said. Little Johnny said, "If you do, I'll tell you what dad said to the maid when you were at the beauty shop." His mother's ears perked up. She grabbed her purse, handed him a twenty and said, "Well? What did he say?" "He said, 'Hey, Marie, make sure you wash my socks tomorrow'."
Originally published November 14, 2002.
